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I think I need to get in the cyber-drama 101 class....



Anyone knows a good teacher?



If I can get a good grade then I can write my own journal show :)



And who knows get good ratings/reading/viewing/ reviews!



Hum, wait let me try an essaie okay?



I do not cyber: cybering meaning: doing sexual actions-intercourse online using the internet at the medium to make contact and therefore provoc sexual arousal, sexual stimulation and orgasm...



wait? thats like porn!



I need a cyber-bob or a e-dildo



hum maybe some e-condoms? no those don't work last time I saw a show about them, some cute chick got pregnant so nope won't risk it. Hum let's see, maybe.... nah to kinky... yeah I know some e-violet wand!



wait that will cost me to much internet juice, forget it, I'll stick with the e-finger or better I'll just turn myself in the closest nun comunity...





(rubs hands, hope this is drama enought, who knows maybe I'll get a some scholarship? right? Hum, I'm hungry now, I always am after a good e-sex session LMAO)

ya know my favorite show on vr are the vr manual and the faqs ;)



You should watch them often, they are very good and who knows, you might learn something lol



ok now where did I I put my vcr? I need to record some vr show, would'nt want to miss an episode



wait I'll get pop corn and soda first!

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Oceanne
19:31 Aug 29 2011

I watch the vr soaps.

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ChessMaster
19:32 Aug 29 2011

did I miss any episode? I hope not! You got a nhs copy I can borrow? ;)

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Oceanne
20:59 Aug 29 2011

No,the latest one is playing right now.Looks like there might be a suicide of one of the characters.

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the funiest comments are those given to empty profiles that say:



Beautiful page



You worked hard





I have come your page and found it worthy



hahahahahahhahamuhaaaaamuhaaaaaa



sorry one more



hahahahahahaha



come on are you joking me? If you think empty means a lot of work then please give me a job and pay me to do nothing lol

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TheArtistRose
10:20 Aug 16 2011

LOL Poor them. It must be a stamp. xP

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yes I am pissed off



why the fuck do male brain has ot be so fucking complicated

shit??????????????



you are either a shame or not be around me if you are then fucking make it clear and go the fuck away

I wont change for no one!!!!!!!!!



I did before , bigest mistake in my life, I changed ,my physical apperance, haire clothing make up look and stuff even sit and wathc things I despise and read books that I found boring even listen to music sucks fucking big time,just to make it ok for him to make him proud to make him feel ok



well never again NEVER NEVER NEVER



so if I fuckin make you embarras even as a friend well fuck you... and i mean not with me, find another "fuck friend"



shit!!!!!!!!!



what is wrong in being insecure about things I am like that , its who I am .



I love in full, I never hate, do not allow that in my life cause its giving power to others over me, so yes it makes me insecure, so fucking what???



My bed is good enought for you, my friends are good enought, my cybeshit is good enought, my pussy is good nought my blow jobs are good enought my car is good enought but I am not welcome or invited to see your friends???? EVER!



Everytime its like you come you fuck you hug and for some reason now its not making me happy like before i feel like i am FORCING you... well fuck yourself



next time you come over.... you better make dam sure it going to be worth it, cause it might be the last even if its puts my heart in the meat grinder and makes me cry and want to blow up the world.... cause I am DAM WORTH more then this.



I feel like a begger getting only bits and peices



you told me to my face out of the blue that you advise a 'friend' of yours that you were with 'someone' you never mention my name or any seriousness in your words...



well that someone better be worth because I am not someone...



I AM ME. And I got a name.



USE IT OR LEAVE.

I got to go put laundry to do not, and its 5 am I stayed up all night and I was not working





I cried.....



and I will not give you the right to make me cry Jonathan... I'll never give that right to any man ever again...



I am worth more then that, if you can't see it then.... you were never worth it....